The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Barbara Robinson. 1972. HarperCollins. 128 pages. [Source: Bought]
Is The Best Christmas Pageant Ever the best Christmas book ever? It
might just be. I know I prefer it to Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.
One reason why I do is because the book truly captures the getting-it
moment, the moment when one realizes the true meaning of Christmas. A
Christmas Carol may do an adequate job of "getting" the generosity of
Christmas, but it is a Christ-less Christmas story. There is nothing in A
Christmas Carol that would point you towards the real meaning of
Christmas: the birth of a Savior. The Best Christmas Pageant does just
that. And it doesn't sacrifice entertainment or humor. In fact, it is
probably one of the funniest children's books ever. Here's how it opens:
The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.
They lied and stole and smoked cigars (even the girls) and talked dirty
and hit little kids and cussed their teachers and took the name of the
Lord in vain and set fire to Fred Shoemaker's old broken-down toolhouse.
The toolhouse burned right down to the ground, and I think that
surprised the Herdmans. They set fire to things all the time, but that
was the first time they managed to burn down a whole building. I guess
it was an accident. I don't suppose they woke up that morning and said
to one another, "Let's go burn down Fred Shoemaker's toolhouse"...but
maybe they did. After all, it was a Saturday, and not much going on.
There are six Herdmans in all: Ralph, Imogene, Leroy, Claude, Ollie, and
Gladys. The premise of this one is oh-so-simple: what if the yearly
Christmas pageant was overrun with Herdmans? What if the WORST kids in
town, possibly the WORST kids in the world, got the best roles in the
Christmas pageant? What would it be like for the director(s)? What would
it be like for the other kids? What would it be like for the audience?
What no one was expecting was that the story itself would have an impact
on the actors leading it to be THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER.
It
is narrated in the first person. I believe it is told from the
perspective of the director's daughter. As I mentioned, it is hilarious
and touching all at the same time. Though the 'touching' bit--the
sentimental bit--is towards the very, very end.
I loved this
one. I've read it again and again and again and again. It is well worth
reading every year or every other year. It has a just-right feel about
it. I think it is true enough to life. It captures the familiarity of
the Christmas story. Almost everyone knows the story backwards and
forwards. Everyone knows it so very well that none of the characters
consider it. They don't process it or absorb it. But the Herdmans. Well.
They have NEVER heard it. They don't find it boring or irrelevant. They
find it absorbing and interesting. The details, big and small, are
fresh to them. They are thinking of the story in a fresh way, in a human
way. Not in a been-raised-in-church-my-whole-life way. So it captures
the DRAMA of the Christmas story in a fresh way. Readers get a
behind-the-scenes look at someone seeing/hearing the story for the very
first time. The Herdmans take nothing for granted, assume nothing. They
have questions, dozens and dozens of questions. The book isn't overly
preachy either. It isn't that someone reads the story the first time,
and all six kids suddenly decide to pray a little prayer and get
baptized. It is not like that at all. Yet I can't help but seeing the
spirit working in this story.
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